agent phil coulson hugging his binder to his chest like a lovesick highschooler
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge
have you ever loved a character so much that you feel horribly for what they went through and want to take them home and wrap them in a blanket, set a up a fireplace so they can be extra toasty, make everything comfy for them and make them soup or cookies until they feel better?
Have you tried the tavern?
when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it
this is my whole life.
This. A thousand times this.
NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
I’m coming Harry..!!
HEADCANNON ACCEPTED SIMPLY TO AVOID THE PAIN OF NO HEDWIG
is this our agent coulson?
the owl who lived
U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear
Best exit in the history of ever.
but what about
there should be a dramatic-exit contest between Myrtle and Malloy
petition for this to be a new starkid challenge
Just once, I want to leave a room like Lucius Malfoy.